The Less The Merrier

After a long hiatus offline, Frantana has returned to the delight of fetishist office web surfers everywhere. Not only do they have a bevy of marriage-minded amputee woman waiting to hear from you, but they have expanded into new amputee markets!

Frantana is now offering the services of high quality amputee models. That's right, high quality amputee models - not those bargain basement amputee models that only have their limbs partially severed. After looking at the site, I agree that these women have the goods, or rather, they don't have the goods, so to speak. To prove this, the showcase model on the site is a triple amputee.

Even more adventuresome, Frantana is now offering a book of amputee erotica written by the "One-Legged Priestess of Love," herself! If you don't got it then flaunt it seems to be the motto for today.

Irregardless of my gibes, Frantana does provide a valuable service for many people. Hell, she's even helping Russian amputee children. One thing I miss from the old Frantana site, though, was the page of "satisfied customer" letters. It really proved that these is somebody out there for anyone.