Blogger just told me that my blog "has the characteristics of a spam blog". So I read up on spam blogs at Blogger Help. Apparently Blogger hates Dadaists.
"Blogs engaged in this behavior are called spam blogs, and can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text..."Hey Blogger here something irrelevant, repetitive, and nonsensical:
Blogger should check out this: there is a website devoted to stupid spam-blog algorithms by some guy in Scottlande or someplace. They say he's really crazy 'cuz his wife went into labor th day his blog was classified as spam an she wouldn't let him enter the assinie word verification code so when they got home from the hospital he cut her up and buried her in teh yard and then ate his own baby with some chips, oh delicious chips. So they caught him but he managed to take his assinie word verification code and smuggled it into prison with him and the other convicts tried too take it away from him in teh shower so he cut them up and ate them to, in fact he went on a rampage and ate all th prison guards with some chips, oh delicious chips. And then he sat down at th warden's desk and begged Blogger to unmark his blog as spam only stopping when he had to pee in a potted plant in th corner of the room. After he finished begging Blogger he found th prison surrounded by the Army and there was a guy on a bullhorn named Dr. Quartermass who was telling him too put down teh fork and come out with his hands up. But he managed to escape through th sewers and they couldn't catch him but they found his bag of chips, oh delicious chips. They say he's still hiding too this day in the mountains of Scotchland, teh Alpes, updating his website with a copy of Orwell's 1984 every day. They also say of your are backpacking in th Alpes that you'd better not carry any chips, oh delicious chips. They say they'll never catch him 2 because there are laws that protect mountain people and the police are scared to go up there. But he has 2 come to a city once a month on th seventh day and he breaks into a house that has a computer and he begs Blogger to unmark his blog as spam and he eats anyone at home with chips, oh delicious chips. So teh police are hoping 2 catch him when he goes to the city but so far he's eaten over 49 people and 2,401 bags of chips, oh delicious chips so it seems like there is no stopping him. You may think I'm making all this up but it's the truth and I know it cause I asked my friend who works at Google and she said it's true so it is.
Here's a civil idea Blogger: Why don't you contact the blog owner about your suspicions BEFORE you turn on your assinie word verification?
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