My biggest fear is that after I'm dead, my writings will be referred to as 'confused clutchings.'

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Gems of Wisdom from a Phone Slut

TELL the dispatcher what you want. If you want to anally rape an aardvark while having a ten-year-old Latvian slave girl piss in your mouth then TELL the dispatcher.
How did she know about that?
Just say "forget about the slave girl, let's go back to the aardvark," and most phone sluts will happily follow your indicator.
They put the vice in Service Industry!

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