TSA Wants IDs for Mules

Erie Canal
(sung to the tune “Erie Canal”)

I had a mule, her name was Sal
No more boats on the Erie Canal
Of the TSA, she ran afoul
No more boats on the Erie Canal

She lost her I.D. one sad day
The TSA took her away
And now I am very afraid
That I will be sent to Git-a-moooo

Chorus:
Dumb laws, make me frown
Dumb laws, stupidity abounds
Be suspicious of your neighbor and never trust a pal
Or you’ll get investigated on the Erie Canal.