My biggest fear is that after I'm dead, my writings will be referred to as 'confused clutchings.'

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Rebel Without a Pulse

Stubbs The ZombieNow coming to a website near you; the initial peek of the new Wideload title Stubbs The Zombie. As I'm sure you are aware, Wideload was founded by Bungie founder and escaped Micro$oft troll, Alex Seropian. Also formerly of Bungie and a well know Bob Mould ogler in his own right, Matt Soell has joined the team. BUT THE GOODNESS DOESN'T STOP THERE, nosiree. Rumor is that other Bungie expatriates have managed to snuggle up to the Wideload tit. NOW IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST GO TO NYC AND DRAG GREG KIRKPATRICK BACK TO CHICAGO THEN THE MYSTICAL PLAN COULD CONTINUE, because you have to face it, there is no freakin' way that Jason is going to be able to fulfill his end of the quest unless he is able to unleash the hell-spawn under Redmond and cause the entire state of Washington to sink into the sea. And then you STILL have to deal with all the Bill clones that are going to pop out of the woodwork as soon as their master dies. But I digress.

One has to wonder, though, why Aspyr Media, Inc. holds some of the copyrights on this title. Alex knows all too well what whores vendors, distributors, retailers, and mail order companies really are. I know he's running a lean company and is probably smarter than I am, but one has to wonder. So I do.

Anyway, Go Wideload!

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