37 years ago today, a man moose walked on the moon and said these unforgettable words; "That's one small step for a moose, one giant leap for my hind.. aww, damn, I screwed it up." Second-in-Command O.J. Simpson experienced severe "space sickness" and ate the brain of the third crewmember, Jason "Fleshy G" Williams. NASA covered up the the whole incident using three unknown actors on a movie set one year later.
NASA's televised fakery of the first moon landing was so popular on TV that they decided to do it five more times. The successful ratings firmly entrenched the federal government in the web of the military-entertainment complex.
In 2002, one of the actors, "Buzz" Aldrin, haunted by his guilty conscience for 33 years, finally snapped and attacked Bart Sibrel, a Beverly Hills eagle scout, who was helping a little old lady across the street at the time. Sibrel was so traumatized that to this day he can only produce bad Flash animations and drool.
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