Chemistry.com is a dating service created by Match.com to drain market share from eHarmony. Chemistry.com and eHarmony's selling point are the numerous pseudo-scientific personality tests they inflict on you to help you find an appropriate match. One big difference between the two is that eHarmony is run by a gay-hating religious fanatic and Chemistry.com is run by a large soulless corporation that will take your money regardless of your sexual orientation.
After wresting with my Chemistry.com profile for the past hour I have discovered that while Chemistry.com is inclusive to all sexual orientations, it is very exclusive about your photographic orientation. Here is a small sample of my pictures that Chemisty.com has rejected:
However, in a totally weird turnabout, here is the picture they allowed me to use as my primary profile photo:
My biggest fear is that after I'm dead, my writings will be referred to as 'confused clutchings.'
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Chemical Imbalance
Labels: chemistry.com, dating, eharmony, match.com, photo nazi at 12:44 PM
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