Chemical Imbalance

Chemistry.com is a dating service created by Match.com to drain market share from eHarmony. Chemistry.com and eHarmony's selling point are the numerous pseudo-scientific personality tests they inflict on you to help you find an appropriate match. One big difference between the two is that eHarmony is run by a gay-hating religious fanatic and Chemistry.com is run by a large soulless corporation that will take your money regardless of your sexual orientation.

After wresting with my Chemistry.com profile for the past hour I have discovered that while Chemistry.com is inclusive to all sexual orientations, it is very exclusive about your photographic orientation. Here is a small sample of my pictures that Chemisty.com has rejected:



However, in a totally weird turnabout, here is the picture they allowed me to use as my primary profile photo: